This is Taiwan, for crying out loud. But there were no chopsticks in the school at lunch. How can there not be any chopsticks? China just instituted a tax on disposable wooden chopsticks to help protect what little forests they have left. That’s how many disposable wooden chopsticks they have – enough to affect their environmental policies! But there were no chopsticks here at lunch. I had to eat with a fork for the first time in months. I didn’t like it. Chopsticks are fun; you’re allowed to slurp. Good thing we’ve been stockpiling them at home. Bring on the tax! I’m ready to cash in on the disposable chopsticks black market.