We fed our children something for snack time out of packages that read:
Open the pack, its rich fragrance shall make the last but a lasting impression on you. The delicious taste and crisp quality can’t help you but having it bite by bite, truly, it’s worth tasting!
Such of these serial nice cakes of CTC different delicious tastes shall meet your appetite, the kind or piece each is full of aroma and finess, welcome to taste it and compare it with others, all of the cake are under a strict quality control for serving your taste, kindly give us your advice by consumer teleline or by mail for our betterment, thanks.
Now, I realize that when we start our language learning we’ll say stuff way worse than this, and we promise to post it (if they ever clue us in as to what we’re actually saying). But either way, I guess if English teaching doesn’t pan out there are always other places to peddle our English abilities.