At least they don’t actually call him “Big Brother.” (They call him “Papa Xi” ä¹ å¤§å¤§.ï¼‰
The past year or two’s ongoing propaganda campaign is the most extensive we’ve seen during our time China. This is from the Qingdao North Train Station:
The big words say:
THE COMMUNIST PARTY IS GOOD å…±äº§å…šå¥½
THE COMMON PEOPLE ARE HAPPY ç™¾å§“ä¹
BLESSED HOUSEHOLDS å¹¸ç¦äººå®¶
The small words list the Core Values of Socialism.
Surely I’m not the only one who thinks of Animal Farm whenever they see that first slogan…
This song has been so inescapable that I finally broke down and translated the lyrics. Our kids come home from preschool singing it, dolls that friends gave our kids sing it, we hear it in grannies’ ringtones, malls, motorbikes, those wretched looped advertisements that stores blast from speakers on the sidewalks, and of course public dance exercise groups (including this record-breaking 20,000-member dance group). Video below from YouTube. If you’re in China without a VPN, see it here.
Song: Little Apple
æŒæ›²ï¼šå°è‹¹æžœ gÄ“qÇ”: xiÇŽopÃngguÇ’
Performed by: Chopsticks Bro.
æ¼”å”±ï¼šç·åå…„å¼Ÿ yÇŽnchÃ ngï¼š kuÃ izi xiÅngdÃ¬
Lyrics & Music: Wang Taili
ä½œè¯/ä½œæ›²ï¼šçŽ‹å¤ªåˆ© zuÃ²cÃ/zuÃ²qÇ”ï¼š WÃ¡ng TÃ ilÃ¬
I planted a seed
æˆ‘ç§ä¸‹ä¸€é¢—ç§å / wÇ’ zhÃ²ngxiÃ yÄ«kÄ“ zhÇ’ngzi
It finally sprouted fruit
ç»ˆäºŽé•¿å‡ºäº†æžœå®ž / zhÅngyÃº zhÇŽngchÅ« le guÇ’shÃ
Today is a great day
ä»Šå¤©æ˜¯ä¸ªä¼Ÿå¤§æ—¥å / jÄ«ntiÄn shÃ¬ ge wÄ›idÃ rÃ¬zi
Pluck down a star and give it to you
æ‘˜ä¸‹æ˜Ÿæ˜Ÿé€ç»™ä½ / zhÄixiÃ xÄ«ngxÄ«ng sÃ²nggÄ›i nÇ
Haul down moonlight and give it to you
æ‹½ä¸‹æœˆäº®é€ç»™ä½ / yÃ¨xiÃ yuÃ¨liang sÃ²nggÄ›i nÇ
Make the sun every day rise for you
è®©å¤ªé˜³æ¯å¤©ä¸ºä½ å‡èµ· / rÃ ng tÃ iyÃ¡ng mÄ›i tiÄn wÃ¨i nÇ shÄ“ngqÇ
Become a candle and light myself
å˜æˆèœ¡çƒ›ç‡ƒçƒ§è‡ªå·±/ biÃ nchÃ©ng lÃ zhÃº rÃ¡nshÄo zÃ¬jÇ
just to illuminate you
åªä¸ºç…§äº®ä½ / zhÇwÃ¨i zhÃ oliÃ ng nÇ
Take my everything and offer it to you
æŠŠæˆ‘ä¸€åˆ‡éƒ½çŒ®ç»™ä½ / bÇŽ wÇ’ yÄ«qiÃ¨ dÅu xiÃ ngÄ›i nÇ
just so long as you’re happy
åªè¦ä½ æ¬¢å–œ / zhÇyÃ o nÇ huÄnxÇ
You’ve made my every tomorrow have meaning
ä½ è®©æˆ‘æ¯ä¸ªæ˜Žå¤©éƒ½å˜å¾—æœ‰æ„ä¹‰ / nÇ rÃ ng wÇ’ mÄ›i ge mÃngtiÄn dÅu biÃ nde yÇ’uyÃ¬
Although life is short I’ll love you forever
ç”Ÿå‘½è™½çŸçˆ±ä½ æ°¸è¿œ / shÄ“ngmÃ¬ng suÄ« duÇŽn Ã i nÇ yÇ’ngyuÇŽn
Never leaving never forsaking
ä¸ç¦»ä¸å¼ƒ / bÃ¹lÃ bÃ¹qÃ¬
You’re my little, little apple
ä½ æ˜¯æˆ‘çš„å°å‘€å°è‹¹æžœå„¿ / nÇ shÃ¬ wÇ’de xiÇŽo ya xiÇŽo pÃngguÇ’
Loving you more is never too much
æ€Žä¹ˆçˆ±ä½ éƒ½ä¸å«Œå¤š / zÄ›nme Ã i nÇ dÅu bÃ¹ xiÃ¡nduÅ
Red little face warms my heart
çº¢çº¢çš„å°è„¸å„¿æ¸©æš–æˆ‘çš„å¿ƒçª / hÃ³nghÃ³ngde xiÇŽo liÇŽn wÄ“nnuÇŽn wÇ’de xÄ«nwÅ
Lights my life on fire fire fire fire fire
ç‚¹äº®æˆ‘ç”Ÿå‘½çš„ç«ç«ç«ç«ç« / diÇŽnliÃ ng wÇ’ shÄ“ngmÃ¬ngde huÇ’ huÇ’ huÇ’ huÇ’ huÇ’
You’re my little, little apple
ä½ æ˜¯æˆ‘çš„å°å‘€å°è‹¹æžœå„¿ / nÇ shÃ¬ wÇ’de xiÇŽo ya xiÇŽo pÃngguÇ’
Like the most beautiful cloud on the horizon
å°±åƒå¤©è¾¹æœ€ç¾Žçš„äº‘æœµ / jiÃ¹xiÃ ng tiÄnbiÄn zuÃ¬mÄ›ide yÃºnduÇ’
Spring has come again and flowers are blooming on the hillside
æ˜¥å¤©åˆæ¥åˆ°äº†èŠ±å¼€æ»¡å±±å¡ / chÅ«ntiÄn yÃ²u lÃ¡idÃ o le huÄ kÄimÇŽn shÄnpÅ
Planting hope will reap a harvest
ç§ä¸‹å¸Œæœ›å°±ä¼šæ”¶èŽ· / zhÃ²ngxiÃ xÄ«wÃ ng jiÃ¹huÃ¬ shÅuhuÃ²
Never feel you’re annoying
ä»Žä¸è§‰å¾—ä½ è®¨åŽŒ / cÃ³ngbÃ¹ juÃ©de nÇ tÇŽoyÃ n
Love everything about you
ä½ çš„ä¸€åˆ‡éƒ½å–œæ¬¢ / nÇde yÄ«qiÃ¨ dÅuxÇhuÄn
With you every day is fresh
æœ‰ä½ çš„æ¯å¤©éƒ½æ–°é²œ / yÇ’u nÇde mÄ›itiÄn dÅu xÄ«nxiÄn
With you the sun is more brilliant
æœ‰ä½ é˜³å…‰æ›´ç¿çƒ‚ / yÇ’u nÇ yÃ¡ngguÄng gÃ¨ng cÃ nlÃ n
With you the night isn’t dark
æœ‰ä½ é»‘å¤œä¸é»‘æš— / yÇ’u nÇ hÄ“iyÃ¨ bÃ¹ hÄ“iÃ n
You’re a white cloud and I’m a blue sky
ä½ æ˜¯ç™½äº‘æˆ‘æ˜¯è“å¤© / nÇ shÃ¬ bÃ¡iyÃºn wÇ’ shÃ¬ lÃ¡ntiÄn
In spring wander with you among the flowering shrubs
æ˜¥å¤©å’Œä½ æ¼«æ¥åœ¨ç››å¼€çš„èŠ±ä¸›é—´ / chÅ«ntiÄn hÃ© nÇ mÃ nbÃ¹ zÃ i shÃ¨ngkÄide huÄcÃ³ng jiÄn
On summer nights accompany you to watch the stars twinkling
å¤å¤©å¤œæ™šé™ªä½ ä¸€èµ·çœ‹æ˜Ÿæ˜Ÿçœ¨çœ¼ / xiÃ tiÄn yÃ¨wÇŽn pÃ©i nÇ yÄ«qÇ kÃ n xÄ«ngxÄ«ng zhÇŽyÇŽn
At dusk in autumn linger with you in golden grain fields
ç§‹å¤©é»„æ˜ä¸Žä½ å¾œå¾‰åœ¨é‡‘è‰²éº¦ç”° / qiÅ«tiÄn huÃ¡nghÅ«n yÇ” nÇ chÃ¡ngyÃ¡ng zÃ i jÄ«nsÃ¨ mÃ itiÃ¡n
When the winter snowflakes flutter you add even more warmth
å†¬å¤©é›ªèŠ±é£žèˆžæœ‰ä½ æ›´åŠ æ¸©æš– / dÅngtiÄn xuÄ›huÄ fÄ“iwÇ” yÇ’u nÇ gÃ¨ngjiÄ wÄ“nnuÇŽn
Our About page says we’re “trying to live into and love — and some days just survive — China.” That last bit is just supposed to be some tongue-in-cheek hyperbole, but it recently became a little too literal.
For reasons that no doubt expose my questionable judgment, I tried to use the nearby local Chinese hospital in our un-redeveloped patch of an older outlying district of a wannabe 2nd-tier Chinese city, rather than the big downtown hospital that sometimes has Western-trained doctors in a clinic specially targeted to foreigners. I mean, how complicated could it be to get treatment for a persistent cough? What could go wrong, you know? As it turns out… a few things.
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Why Not Choose a Local Chinese Hospital?
Of course we’ve seen the headlines and heard the stories about Chinese hospital corruption and low standards. But we’ve had two tolerable experiences at this particular hospital before: once when our two-year-old had bad pneumonia she got prescribed oral antibiotics and breathing machine meds (when we resisted hospitalization), and recently when the same kid had diarrhea she got prescribed ‘normal’ diarrhea medicine plus Chinese herbal belly button plugs (just for kicks).
I figured it’d be more convenient (wrong) and less expensive (also wrong) to visit a Chinese doctor I could walk to and pay 6å…ƒ to see rather than visit a maybe-Western-trained sort-of English-speaking Chinese doctor who costs 100å…ƒ to see plus 70å…ƒ in taxi money round-trip. And just the fact that I knew I could navigate a Chinese hospital visit on my own kind of made me want to give it a shot.
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How to Get From the Front Doors to a Filled Prescription… in 11 Easy Steps (at least)
The Number â€œ4â€ People’s Hospital is pretty average; you can find better and you can find worse (it wasn’t actually the Number “4”; I’m obscuring that detail to protect the possibly-guilty and because “4” means “die” in Chinese).
- from walking in the door and taking a number (<5min)
- to paying, getting a card, and registering to see a doctor (15min)
- to seeing a doctor (15min)
- to paying for tests (15min)
- to getting tests done (45min)
- to picking up the test results (30min for blood; 4hrs for CT printout — but the doctor has them almost instantly via the hospital’s computer network)
- to seeing the doctor again for a diagnosis and prescription (15min if you spend time arguing like me)
- to getting the skin test done to check for allergies to the prescribed meds (20min)
- to paying for those meds (15min)
- to receiving your meds (5min)
- to getting your IV drip prepared and inserted into your circulatory system (IV drips are a national pastime in China) (15min)
…can appear daunting at first. Each one of the points above represents a trip to a different window and/or office and/or machine, and most of them involve standing in crowded noisy lines of other sick people. (The times above are what it took for me the other day.)
Honestly, Number “4” People’s was decently navigable; at any point in the process you can ask a nurse at the booth by the main entrance and she’ll tell you what to do. To get your test results you insert your hospital card into an ATM-like machine (your name displays on a screen when they’re ready to print), but the doctor had my results on her computer before Iâ€™d made it back to her office from the testing room.
But you should probably bring a Chinese friend if:
- You’re too sick to stand for a while in the crowded heat and yell through glass windows and run around a bit;
- You don’t have at bare-minimum solid HSK4-level Chinese (this might not be enough). Aside from the all the medical vocabulary, it’s just noisy and hard to hear clearly.
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How Not to Handle Your Average Local Chinese Doctor
Iâ€™d walked in at 9:30am and ping-ponged through Steps 1-6 by 11:10. Now I’m back in the doctor’s office (Step 7)… and this is when things start to go bad.
I’m not saying ‘bad’ because there’s no privacy with the door wide open and other people in the room, one of whom will eventually chime in on my consultation — that’s normal and expected. I’m saying ‘bad’ because she looks at my CT scan and says: “You need to be admitted for 7-10 days and take IV antibiotics.”
“Can’t I just take antibiotics pills? I’ve never needed an IV before. Usually we just take pills for this.”
“You’re pneumonia is too serious for pills. You need to be admitted. Look here…” She shows me her screen:
“…That’s your heart. That black part is your lungs. It’s supposed to be all black. See all this? This here that looks like meat? That’s the pneumonia.”
This is not what I want to hear. As if I know how to judge the seriousness of a CT scan. And sure, I know the Chinese doctor stereotypes — over-treat everything (especially with IVs and unnecessary hospitalization and surgery) just to make extra sure, and never mind a financial incentive to over-prescribe — but I mean, come on. Really?
There’s no way I’m being admitted; we leave for North America in just over two weeks, we have a newborn and two young kids at home, and I have work to do. So I’m still aiming for pills while trying not to be too rude: “I can’t be admitted; that’s impossible. Can we really not use pills in this situation?”
“I really don’t want to give you oral antibiotics,” she says while flipping through my CT images, “Not for pneumonia that’s this serious.”
I haven’t given up yet, “Well, what’s the difference between me taking pills or an IV? Is it just that pills will take longer? Because I don’t mind! I can take pills for weeks if I need to!”
“Your pneumonia is really too serious. You’ve got to be on an IV…” She will not budge. After some more back and forth — during which I wish now that I’d just flat-out refused and forced her to give me pills — I agree to come sit in the hospital’s Infusion Hall twice a day for four hours at a time for three days, after which she’ll maybe consider giving me pills depending on my progress. We also go back and forth about whether I can just do the IVs in our neighbourhood’s clinic, but she refuses. I have to come into their hospital twice a day for four hours at a time.
It’s insane; I can’t believe I’m agreeing to it but my only other option is hospitalization, and by this point I’m feeling pretty sick.
I want to walk out and catch a cab straight to the foreigner clinic at Qingdao Municipal or even to super-expensive Family United — anywhere a doctor will prescribe oral antibiotics. But here’s the catch: it’s the beginning of the Dragon Boat Festival national long weekend. Jessica’s already called both those other hospitals and neither has an American-trained doctor available. At Family United I’d have to go to Emergency, so with tests we’re talking 10,000å…ƒ (their nurse’s estimate!) and I’d still be seeing a locally trained Chinese doctor!
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From the Infusion Hall to the ERâ€¦ in under 10min
So that’s why I show up again at 3:30 to collect my CT printout and go on a drip for the first time in my life (though we did sell plenty of our plasma in college; I’ve got lots of experience sitting in a chair for hours with a needle in my arm).
It takes more time to get from Step 8 to Step 11 than I’d anticipated (plus I wasted about 15min standing in line at the wrong time). I send Jessica this photo at 4:28. The drip’s been in for about a minute:
I’ve got my laptop so I can do some work, and my Chinese reading’s loaded on my phone. Neither has enough battery to last the full four hours, even used consecutively. I’ve forgotten my book. So far I’ve been polite to everyone and kept my face pleasant, but I’m in a foul mood. I can’t believe I’m going along with this. I’m about to start in on my Chinese reading when…
…huh. does my stomach feel weird? i don’t think so… maybe i’m imagining it? or does it? it’s hard to tell… … wait, no, it does feel a little weird, maybe i’m hungry… … wait, are my fingers tingling? the heck…? my fingers are tingling… … oh man i need to rest my head somewhere…
“Hey, nurse! Please come here.”
“I feel uncomfortable.”
“Oh! Haha. I don’t know. Hold on… Hey! Older Sister! Come here!” I see her wave down a nurse who looks slightly older than this rookie, who’s in the middle of a funny conversation with a coworker. They all get off work in about 20 minutes.
…am i sweating? i’m sweating… why am i sweating…
“What’s the problem?”
“I feel really uncomfortable,” I’m slumped forward in the chair, I wonder if I’m slurring.
“Here eat this.” She shoves a piece of candy in my mouth. I crunch it down as fast as I can. One of them pushes me back up into a sitting position.
…candy? the heck… oh man this is not getting better… i’m sweating buckets… i must be dripping on the floor… i’m dripping… ohhh black stars… white stars… am i gonna barf? …if i barf where should i barf? …not on my clothes… clear a space on the floor hereâ€¦
Suddenly there are doctors — two, I think. They’re talking to the nurses. One looks straight at me and says, “What’s your name?”
“My name is Lu Tianlang.” …fuzzy black stars on the edges of my vision… and blinding bright whiteness like the washed-out parts of a photo…
His face is right in front of me, “Have you eaten? Did you have lunch?”
“At three in the afternoon I had three zongzi.”
He turns to the others, “It’s definitely not low blood sugar.”
…slumped… sweat… tingling… i can’t see clearly… a face, question…
“What is your name?” All I can see is his face and collar; all around and behind him are the bright white shining stars. I try to focus on his face.
“My name is Lu Tianlang.” …pretty sure i slurred that one…
An old man wheels a gurney up, they help me climb on — I’m oddly aware of the fact that I remember to grab my phone first — someone puts the laptop between my shins, they’re wheeling me down the hall. I think I hear them say the word ç³– in reference to whatever IV solution they used to swap out my medicine (guessing it’s this). I can feel the stars and tingling start to recede, and I tell them I’m starting to feel better. The doctors seem happy; they try out some English on me.
In the neighbouring building’s ER they take blood pressure and do an EKG. I watch the doctor read the printout. He smiles, gives me a thumbs up, says I’m fine and leaves. I flag down a nurse who says I can go as soon as my drip bag is done in about 45 minutes. I’d better think of something to tell Jessica…
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Outside the main entrance I thankfully get a cab immediately. The driver’s 60 years old. We chat. I mention whatâ€™s just happened. He takes a sideways look back in the direction of Number “4” People’s and mutters, “That place is no good. They don’t know what they’re doing in there. I don’t go there. They don’t know what they’re doing…” Then he lectures me about the importance of being healthy.
I’m feeling crappy and slightly scared. I have no medicine and tomorrow I’ll have to try another hospital. But I’ve got all kinds of warm feelings for this taxi shifu. It’s like ‘China’ decided to throw me a bone after all, even on a Bad China Day.
* * * * *
1:30pm the next day is the soonest I can get to see a foreign-trained doctor — a “Dr. Qi” who works at the Municipal Hospital’s International Clinic. I imagine the consultation being mostly in Chinese, like the previous two times Iâ€™d seen doctors at that clinic.
But then he walks in and starts speaking *American.*
What?! â€¦JACKPOT!!! MY NIGHTMARE IS OVER AND I’M GETTING PILLS!!! I COULD KISS THIS GUY RIGHT NOW! (Except for, you know, the pneumonia.) I wonder if the shock showed on my face.
I suspect he gets this reaction a lot. Another China long-termer in Qingdao told me later,
“I cried the first time I went in to see Dr. Chee. I couldn’t believe I was doing it in English and I just lost it right there in his office!”
I can understand that!
Turns out his name’s not even Qi (Mainland Chinese spelling for the surname ç¶¦) like I’d assumed from hearing it spoken; it’s Chee (for æœ±), as in his family probably originally immigrated from Hong Kong or somewhere (mine originally came from the Ukraine and Switzerland — hey, small world!).
This doctor visit is a full-on miracle of modern medical science. Heâ€™s better than a lot of doctors Iâ€™ve seen in North America, and I’m not just saying that because he prescribed me oral antibiotics that are literally 5x cheaper than the IV meds I’d bought the day before. If you are a sick English-speaking foreigner in Qingdao, Dr. Chee at the Qingdao Municipal Hospital’s International Clinic is your man!
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One Final Awkward
But there’s one last task to do on the way home: get that nearly 600å…ƒ worth of IV antibiotics refunded. This requires authorization from the doctor who prescribed them. So I’m going to walk into her office at Number â€œ4â€ People’s with some other hospital’s blood test gauze taped to my arm and a bag of pills that she wouldn’t give me but some other doctor obviously has, and ask her to refund two huge bags of stuff she insisted I buy even though I’d said I didn’t want to, and even though submitting to her treatment had landed me in the ER. Awkward.
I walk straight up to her office just after 4pm without taking a number (she gets off at 5). I’m polite and smiley; she’s chatty, if a bit flustered and rushed. She’s assumed I’m there to return the drugs and immediately gets after it. I can’t describe the process because she personally does all the running around between floors and departments and windows for me — I just follow her and stand off to the side.
We talk all about what happened 24 hours before, and she keeps saying, “It’s really strange!” over and over. She doesn’t verbally apologize, and we don’t even come close to broaching the subject of, “So what do I do now?” Apparently it’s an unspoken understanding that I’ve found another doctor, or at least that I won’t continue with her. She’s super accommodating, and at 4:30 hands me my partial refund, says a hurried goodbye and rushes into the elevator with someone.
Was it an unspoken apology? Was she afraid I’d make trouble? Collusion between the pharmaceutical and medical industries is rampant in China, and her prescription cost 5x more than what the American doctor at a more prestigious downtown hospital prescribed. Was she afraid of being accused of something? I can’t know, but it’s all possible.
And no joke: they refunded me 444.64å…ƒ (of 581): “Die, die, die, unimpededly die.” That’s gotta be the most inauspicious Chinese hospital receipt ever.
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That evening I thanked her on Weixin for helping me return the drugs; I just wanted to say goodbye and close things out. She replied with a written apology and a 100å…ƒ hongbao:
Not at all, I still feel apologetic. It was Bangda [a particular drug], and you did a skin test, so I thought it over, not excluding being too nervous or low blood sugar. But no, how about you first take oral antibiotics and see. I’m really embarrassed, I hope you’ll understand! Here’s a hongbao to express my apology!
I asked several different Chinese friends how to respond to that: Should I take the hongbao? Not take the hongbao? What should I say? I replied with what one of them told me to say, and tried to return a portion of the hongbao like another suggested (she didn’t take it):
It didn’t cause a health problem, so it’s fine, medical science isn’t perfect, anyone can make mistakes, let’s just consider it my contribution to the accumulating experience of medical science.
How often does that happen in China? A doctor giving a patient a hongbao? Itâ€™s usually the other way around. Here’s the anti-bribery sign from the front desk at the international clinic in the downtown hospital: Now that I think of it, I didn’t see any of these signs at Number â€œ4â€ Peopleâ€™s. Maybe that should have been a clue! (Hereâ€™s another one from a previous medical adventure in Huangdao.)
Diagnosing & Prescribing for Pneumonia
Qingdao Number “4” People’s Hospital:
- Consult: 6å…ƒ
- Meds + IV fees: 597å…ƒ (and pressure to accept hospitalization!)
Qingdao Municipal Hospital’s International Clinic:
- Consult: 100å…ƒ
- Meds: 118å…ƒ
I want to assume the best and give benefit of doubt, but a part of me still wonders how to interpret that 100å…ƒ hongbao apology.
With a revamped Chinese study routine, I’m trying to consume as much Chinese content as I can. My teacher had me subscribe to a Weixin reading account, and I quickly found an article that’s valuable to foreigners, IMO, especially foreigners who have kids in China and Chinese friends.
The author defends the traditional harshness of Chinese fathers (as today’s 30-somethings might have experienced it) from a couple different angles. Describing common methods of forcing kids to study, some which would result in neighbours calling the cops in North America and which some Chinese parents say are “the obliteration of the child’s innate nature” ï¼ˆå¯¹å©åå¤©æ€§çš„æ³¯çï¼‰, she takes aim at rising Chinese parenting trends associated with “respecting” and “accommodating the innate nature of children” ï¼ˆå°Šé‡/é¡ºåº”å©åçš„å¤©æ€§ï¼‰, “free development/childrearing” ï¼ˆè‡ªç”±å‘å±•/å…»è‚²ï¼‰, and “happy education” ï¼ˆå¿«ä¹æ•™è‚²ï¼‰.
One of my brighter former students — she’s around 30 years old now and relatively accomplished — told me, “My father has never praised me, not even once.” To better understand her kind of experience, or people who advocate for that kind of parenting, or people who have to put up with relatives who think this way, I recommend reading through this: ä½ è¶Šå¼±ï¼Œè¶Šæ²¡æœ‰äººå® ä½ (pro tip: read in your browser with the Perapera Chinese plugin installed). The author would use my former student’s case as a point in her favour, like she does with the story of the Indian wrestling champion who forced two of his daughters to become wrestling champions (movie pictured above).
This article also demonstrates the advantage of reading “real” Chinese. When you read something written by Chinese in Chinese for Chinese you get exposed to Chinese ways of speaking, composing, arguing and thinking — you can’t get much of that from reading translated content.
For more about harsh Chinese parenting, see:
To find out what a “hospital scalper” is see this article: Scalped: At China’s creaking hospitals, illegal ticket touts defy crackdown.
Took this photo during my misadventures at a local Chinese hospital earlier this week. I wouldn’t say the place was an Orwellian nightmare, exactly, but “creaking” definitely sounds right. Didn’t notice any scalpers, but I was plenty distracted at the time.
The days following a birth are up and down, so Jessica tells me. Some days it’s all, “I love my baby!!! I love my kids!!! I love my husband!!!” while on occasional days the smallest criticism can provoke tears. Jessica was feeling good and feisty today. She was also tired of sitting inside and so decided to brave our neighbourhood streetside vegetable market for the first time since giving birth — with our 9-day-old son in a Ergo carrier.
She knew it’d be pushing the buttons of every Chinese auntie and grannie in sight and generate non-stop commentary from the moment she stepped out the door (because she’s done it before), but she didn’t care. Besides, it’s not like she hasn’t already been accused of being an evil stepmother. ;)
Here’s what she was repeatedly criticized for during her fifteen minutes in the market:
- being outside
- bringing the baby outside
- wearing short sleeves (it’s 20’C and sunny at the end of May)
- buying tomatoes (they’re a “Cold” food, as in Traditional Chinese Medicine theory “Cold”; eating “Cold” things is exactly what post-partum women aren’t supposed to do)
- being so thin and losing weight since the birth (how much weight exactly?)
- being too active during pregnancy and not eating the right things (and that’s why he’s so small) (he was 3kg at birth)
She opted not to mention that we’d already been to Beijing and back for an embassy run. ;)
This is our third time to have an infant in China, so none of this is a big deal and it’s completely understandable. It’s certainly not our first time to draw a crowd with a foreign baby or receive well-intentioned-but-unsolicited-and-annoyingly-personal criticism (criticism often conveys concern or interest in China; it’s not usually meant to be mean). But it’s still kind of funny, especially because her sister-in-law is here from the States to help out — a ‘fresh’ foreigner encountering China for the first time.
Way back when we were preparing to bring our first infant to China, Australian friends who’d had their kid in China around the time ours was born in Canada sent us a list of everything we had to look forward to/brace ourselves for. It’s still funny (and full of valuable information)!
Links in this post:
- å…³å¿ƒ talk: so offensive itâ€™s funny
- How to scandalize your Chinese neighbours: Evil stepmother edition
- A Foreign Baby in Tianjin Pt. 1 â€“ is this our future?
- Foreign baby in China essentials: FRIENDLY STRANGER FINGER SHIELD
- Recent market conversationsâ€¦
- Foreign Baby in China (category)
- Chinese Medicine: Getting a Clue