China’s Top 10 Crackdowns of 2009

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| China web debris |

Persecuting pajama-wearing grandmas in Shanghai made the list (#8), but blacking out phones and internet for six months out west (among other things) did not. Crackdowns are simply a part of life in China, and here you can have the officially sanctioned list from the China Daily and an unofficial response to it from the WSJ:

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If you build it, they won’t come

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| China web debris |

Central planning and control means, among other things, that China can plan and build entire cities all at once. Unfortunately, sometimes the People don’t cooperate, as you’ll see in this video report on Ordos, an empty city designed for one million inhabitants. It’s “a ghost town without any ghosts.”

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元旦快乐

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| Chinese take-out |

Pronounced: yuán dàn kuài lè
Literally: first dawn happy
Means: Happy New Year

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If the gov owned the news…

By Joel ~
| China web debris | Propaganda |

… what would it sound like?
“VerdantMountains Cannot Stop Water Flowing; Eastward the River Keeps on Going”

…the sincerity, confidence, resolve and effective efforts Premier Wen brought to Copenhagen, which fully demonstrated China’s image as a responsible big country dedicated to development and cooperation.
[...]
History will remember the important contribution of the Chinese government to the success of the Copenhagen conference.

Now, imagine that all day, every day, everywhere that anything important is mentioned. And that’s just the intro…

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Searching for the birth-parents of adopted Chinese daughters

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| China web debris |

It’s a long, expensive, fruitless road for most American families who try to find their adopted Chinese daughter’s biological parents, but not for all: Adoptive families’ quests to trace Chinese roots often meet dead ends

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Merry… something, from Tianjin! :)

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| Cultural perspectives | Photo posts | Places | Running wild in the streets | Tianjin |

Midnight on Christmas Eve 2009 in Tianjin, China (they call it “Peaceful Night” 平安夜):

If you put New Year’s, Mardi Gras, Valentine’s Day and the commercial side of Christmas into a blender and then reincarnated the unappetizing mush into an overpopulated midnight carnival, you’d have Christmas Eve in Tianjin. Clowns, stage shows, blowing artificial snow (soap-sud machines), a countdown to midnight (pictured above), and a bunch of foreigners performing Christmas carols (us) were all out two nights ago among the masses and their blinky, battery-powered headgear. In between our two performances on stage there was a choreographed Michael Jackson dance routine by five 5-foot tall pelvis-thrusting minors who looked way too young to be grabbing the front of their pants that way in public (pictured left).

Random strangers occasionally asked to get their picture taken with us, since we’re foreigners. We obliged, of course, and I got my revenge when I saw this line up of 90-pound Santas:

But it was all for a good cause. A local company decided they wanted to get into the real spirit of Christmas by holding a fundraiser for the Special Education Project. They aggressively hawked these LED Christmas candle things all day and night to the throngs of people on Tianjin’s two busiest outdoor shopping streets, which is Christmas Eve Central for T. The two girls pictured on the right had me and a friend cornered before we had a chance to tell them we were with the group they were raising money for.

Since we’re associates of the N.G.O. that was receiving the money, the company asked us to put together some songs for before and after the midnight countdown. We had a group of carolers, which included some of our local friends and students, two guitars and a flute. They wanted us to get the crowd into it, and below you can see the line of police in front of the stage holding back all our rabid 粉丝. Ok, maybe they’re not actually our fěnsī, but they were in a good mood and it wasn’t hard to get a response from the crowd; all we had to do was show up. They’re supposed to play part of it on TV today, so I may have finally made it on TV in Tianjin. :) Here’s our the helmeted crowd control:

It didn’t actually feel all that Christmasy, but at least it was something to mark the day. Actually, packing into an apartment with a bunch of friends (Chinese, German, Brazilian, Canadian, American) earlier in the evening to practice the songs over snacks and coffee wasn’t a bad way to spend a Christmas Eve. For two of my students it was the first time they’d done anything to celebrate Christmas, so that was kind of special. A few more photos below (none of these photos are mine; I was too busy playing guitar).

All these blobs are the blowing artificial snow soapsud bubbles (it looked cooler in real life):

These are the LED things they sold for the fundraiser:

If I can find any photos of us on stage, I’ll add them below when I get them.

圣诞快乐!

Friends who also wrote on this surreal experience:

[2010 Jan 08] Here we are in the newspaper:

The caption says:

The other day Tianjin TV’s “Art & Entertainment Food 8 Street” news column at Heping Lu business walking street held a groundbreaking special evening party, not only was there brilliant cultural performances, also can’t count the many different kinds of interactive games spectators were invited to participate in. Additionally, foreign volunteers working in Tianjin from the USA, France, Italy and etc. countries also got on stage and sang impromptu songs for the audience. Newspaper reporter: Cao Tongshe

Of course, we didn’t have anyone from France or Italy, but hey, who’s counting?
[2010 Jan 18] Finally got hold of some shots of us on stage:

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China’s grinches play hardball

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| China web debris | China: life & times |


Image (c) 2009 AFP

For some of the millions of Mainlanders who find meanings in Christmas that are deeper than shopping and dating, it is not a very merry Christmas. Click the photo to read more.

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Merry Christmas Music 2009!

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| Blessings | Love | Marriage |

It’s time for the annual Christmas posts, but we’re a little handicapped this year without youtube, plus I don’t want to repeat, so no poems, cute TCKs, crucified Mickeymouses, or churches with Santa painted on them all year long.

Instead you get to hear some Christmas songs for grown-ups. It’s not the ultimate Christmas song selection (for that I’d need the Trans-Siberian Orchestra stuff we accidentally left in Canada), but we like it. All the songs are from Over The Rhine’s 2007 Snow Angels album. OTR gets points from us for mixing real Christmas (i.e. love, forgiveness, hope, Jesus, etc.) with married-people’s business. I’ll let you figure out for yourself which songs are about which, or both. You can buy these and other OTR music here.

  • “Here It Is”

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More Christmas posts on the way; we have a little Tianjin Christmas adventure planned for Christmas Eve.

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A Chinese language learning essential

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| Learning Mandarin |

09-12-18, 7am — Hypothesis confirmed: a direct correlation exists between the amount of coffee in my system and the amount of Chinese I’m able to speak before 9am.

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Q&A with an American doctor who practices TCM

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| China web debris | Chinese medicine |

That’s TCM as in Traditional Chinese Medicine, not transcendental meditation (TM), though they do that, too, here. I’ve been told that many Chinese people assume that Western medicine is better for things like surgery and that Chinese medicine is better for colds and flu and diarrhea. It’s flu season the last couple weeks, lots of people have been sick, and they were passing around the most common and famous packaged Chinese flu medicines in the office. They didn’t taste bad, but do they do anything? I was surprised how clearly they were able to explain things in this little Q&A: Chinese Medicine & Flu: A Q&A With TCM Doctor

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    Pronounced: bèi
    Meaning: [indicates passive clause -- examples]
    Also means: was chosen as the most popular online character for 2009. It became a satirical joke, often dark, expressing the way Mainlanders have things done to/for them without choice. One well-known example is the phrase "be suicided", which became popular when authorities declared an obvious murder to be a suicide and the story spread online. This translation of a Xinhua article describes the many ways 被 applies to modern Mainland life and why this character expresses the frustrations of China's (online) citizens: Living in an Era of Change – Era of Acceptance

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    China's earliest Great Wall ruins have been found in Henan province, dating to the Spring and Autumn Period (770 BC to 476 BC). See here and here for some photos.

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    China's zombie growth

    If you stop to take a second look, it's quite obvious that much of Tianjin's glittering new (and expensive) apartment and office complexes are empty. Yet the building continues. This is happening all over China:
    "China continues to build despite an excess of empty commercial real estate.

    "Last year, approximately one out of every four square feet of commercial office space in Beijing were empty – about 100 million square feet of zombie space. All over town are dark buildings…

    "It looks like growth. But it is zombie growth. People build bridges to nowhere rather than working for profit-making enterprises. Concrete is used to put up cities where no one lives."

    - 2010/03/11

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    From What's Inside Qin Shi Huang's Tomb?

    "Qin Shi Huang ... ruled the largest unified kingdom the Far East had ever witnessed to that date – the very basis of Imperial China. In military power, economic strength and technical innovation, the Qin ... were all powerful.
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    "The tomb ... has not yet been explored – and perhaps may never be. If legend about what’s inside is true – and, incredibly, all evidence to date suggests it is – then the First Emperor’s mausoleum contains a wealth of treasures and adornments perhaps greater than any other in ancient history."

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